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dee-wood:

jinxtimesinfinity:

askragtatter:

anonymous-bosch:

the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

Cats

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

(via hotboyproblems)

ppolkadotty:

smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault:

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

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Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

(via omgmyfeels)

fartgallery:

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

(via legoswrld)

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

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EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

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CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

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NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

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This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

(via yafpot)

chrysanthemumsies:

cosmicspacequeen:

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

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(via cinnabi)

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

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(via gayerthanthefourthofjuly)

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